What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

What is your worst experience in life?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do some children hate their parents?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do so many guys love anime girls?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

What are some sad truths about life?

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

Dr No

Fallout meets BioShock in fascinating new adventure game - GAMINGbible

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

Bonnie Blue Permanently Banned From OnlyFans Over 'Extreme' Content - okmagazine.com

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.